I can not give you a distinct answer, for I am biased toward the former and the gloriousness of my past. Yet I can not deny the tortures I have suffered and their effects that leave me the latter.
The events of my tales are not unique to literature, however, their details and results are singular to my existence.
It is best that I do not bore you with the beginning of my story, as we have all heard the births and childhoods of princes and kings in the epics and legends; mine was no different or particular.
The commencement of my tribulations was on the second night of my honeymoon.
and so it begins...
2 comments:
oooh nice!
as your self appointed editor, i would like you to know that you have a run-on sentence. i will not tell you where. it's all part of my sick game mwahhahahaha.
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